Feast your eyes upon these disasters that Cheap Monday is calling fashion. They are fashion. FASHION CRIMES! Gah!!! We have denim here you should never wear, ill fitting jeans on skinny models and cut-outs where they should never be.
When’s the last time you thought, “Wow, those are some sexy knees!” Probably never. Obviously, Brooke Hogan is their new spokeswhore. *shudder* Probably because she does Cheap Monday, Cheap Tuesday, Cheap Wednesday……
The paper bag waist. These remind me of Jessica Simpson’s high-waisted fashion no-no. Who would do such a horrible thing to a “perfectly nice” pair of cropped/capri/highwater jeans?
Green Denim Chinos? Gross. Takin’ me to Kanye’s Never Shoulda.
Note* Homeless Person Chic is all the rage evidently… but more on that later.
Carry on clicking if you must, but I assure you it’s not pretty.
You know how we love our private sale and sample sale websites. Now we’ve stumbled on a new one – its SecretStyle. When you sign up using this special link, you will receive an automatic $10 credit in your account – sweet! Time to shop!
Watch for these great sales coming up at SecretStyle:
4 Love and Liberty – 2/3/2009
88 Orange – 2/5/2009
Ecoganik - 2/10/2009
Lavit Lingerie – 2/12/2009
Jigsaw – 2/17/2009
Trish McEvoy – 2/19/2009
J Lindeberg - 2/24/2009
And sometime in March we’ll see a big William Rast sale!
Here’s the complete list of all the private and sample sale websites we’ve accumulated invite links for so far!
Here we have Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, celeb blogger Perez Hilton and Kim Kardashian. Heidi is wearing 7 for All Mankind jeans. The group of celebs …er…attention whores congregated at Millions of Milkshakes in L.A. recently (obviously a paid appearance). Look at how Spencer seeks out the camera with his eyes… everytime I see Spiedi, my brain just screams “get a room you two!” Jeeeez.
And I have to comment on Perez’s outfit… Oh my dear, dear boy…please burn those yellow jeans, its for your own good. Let momma DenimBlog send you something more respectable, please… I thought gay men were supposed to be have style genes in their DNA?
Contest time! Want to win a free pair of William Rast jeans – up to $300 in value? Post a comment in this blog, and tell us which pair you would select from the William Rast website, and why we should choose you! Personally, I have (and would buy another pair in a different wash!) a pair of the William Rast Belle Flares – a classic cut that gives my flat-ish booty the appearance of some volume due to the back pocket flaps! Love!
We will select a winner for the contest on February 6th at 5pm EST, so get your entries in now! And yes, guys can win too – check out William Rast’s mens line – hot! This contest is for US residents only. HonestForum and DenimBlog writers/mods are not eligible to win.