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post #1 of 32
1/1/07 at 10:08pm
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Hello. Because I like all of you so much, I thought I would share an image of my life with you. Below, you will find a picture of not only my countertop, but a bottle of pure poison. This stuff isnt that bad going down per se, but rather the backlash begins after the first exhale; and, god save you, the feeling of the liquid remaining on your lips. Unfortunately, all we have in our apartment is 409, pepto bismol, liquor, and carrots, so there isnt anything to wash it down with other than more liquor. If any of you are ever in the seattle area, I invite you to stop by and share a sip and probably a tear with us. Thank you, and I hope this message finds you well.

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post #2 of 32
1/1/07 at 10:10pm
your street credibility is definitely improving. 4 stars.
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post #3 of 32
1/1/07 at 10:12pm
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Originally Posted by notfrostyjosh View Post
Unfortunately, all we have in our apartment is 409, pepto bismol, liquor, and carrots
apples. you appear to have apples too. what are those, new zealands?
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post #4 of 32
1/1/07 at 10:14pm
if i may venture a guess, i would say those are fuji. fuji apples. mmmm, fuji apples. not as good as tangerines though. or clementines.
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post #5 of 32
1/1/07 at 10:15pm
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They are rotten actually. Premium fuji.
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post #6 of 32
1/1/07 at 10:16pm
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Also, I apologize for teasing you for not being able to burn an audio cd. It was inconsiderate.
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post #7 of 32
1/1/07 at 10:16pm
The mom in me is saying " For goodness sakes...don't run with those scissors after drinking that stuff..." LOL
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post #8 of 32
1/1/07 at 10:17pm
why the fuck do you have rotten apples lying around? are you like some fucking packrack or something? horrible, 1 star.
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post #9 of 32
1/1/07 at 10:17pm
so you like shopping at costco?
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post #10 of 32
1/1/07 at 10:18pm
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Originally Posted by notfrostyjosh View Post
Also, I apologize for teasing you for not being able to burn an audio cd. It was inconsiderate.
it is a bit too late for apologies, but you can always make it up. from the looks of this thought-provoking thread, you are definitely on the right path.
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post #11 of 32
1/1/07 at 10:18pm
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Originally Posted by notfrostyjosh View Post
Also, I apologize for teasing you for not being able to burn an audio cd. It was inconsiderate.

awwwww if this is how the poison makes you act... Drink up hehe
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post #12 of 32
1/1/07 at 10:19pm
So whats worse, this stuff.. Or MOONSHINE?
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post #13 of 32
1/1/07 at 10:20pm
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Originally Posted by notfrostyjosh View Post
They are rotten actually. Premium fuji.
you could wash them really good and then cut off the rotten parts
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post #14 of 32
1/1/07 at 10:20pm
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While we are on the subject of me, I do have one other image to show off. This is a picture of the dreidel we made out of clay for chanukah(sp).



nothing beats a good game of strip $100 dreidel.
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post #15 of 32
1/1/07 at 10:21pm
one way you can make it up to me is by paypalling me one of those bills
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post #16 of 32
1/1/07 at 10:22pm
I once ate an entire container of peanuts [the same size you seem to have... if it does indeed contain peanuts] when I was drunk. It turned out to be a really bad idea.
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post #17 of 32
1/1/07 at 10:24pm
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Originally Posted by ksedmonds View Post
I once ate an entire container of peanuts [the same size you seem to have... if it does indeed contain peanuts] when I was drunk. It turned out to be a really bad idea.
i once drank an entire container of skyy [the same size you seem to have... if it does indeed contain vodka] when i was eating some peanuts. it turned out to be an even worse idea.
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post #18 of 32
1/1/07 at 10:25pm
You stole my name so after you send virus his 1 bill, you can send me the rest..lol
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post #19 of 32
1/1/07 at 10:28pm
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Originally Posted by not_a_virus.exe View Post
i once drank an entire container of skyy [the same size you seem to have... if it does indeed contain vodka] when i was eating some peanuts. it turned out to be an even worse idea.
yeah I was drunk on beer. you win.
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post #20 of 32
1/1/07 at 10:58pm
no, i didn't win. your stink bugs won.

speaking of which, how are your stink bugs doing? is the director of resident life still a prick?
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post #21 of 32
1/1/07 at 11:03pm
great thread. another 5 stars
thanks for the laugh.....and goodnight
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post #22 of 32
1/1/07 at 11:22pm
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Originally Posted by not_a_virus.exe View Post
no, i didn't win. your stink bugs won.

speaking of which, how are your stink bugs doing? is the director of resident life still a prick?
oh yeah, it's actually the dean of students, and we're still hating on each other. I have a feeling we're going to have to deal with each other sooner or later, though, as the business editor of the newspaper is stealing money from the account [whole other story] and I have to file a report with the lady.

The stink bugs have left my room and migrated down the hall and down to the 2nd floor [I'm on the 3rd]. I did, however, see one on my tv remote about a month ago. I'm currently battling ladybugs.
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post #23 of 32
1/2/07 at 12:37am
ur room is being zerg rushed




IM IN UR ROOM KILLING YOUR REMOTE
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post #24 of 32
1/2/07 at 12:52am
How bout' tonight?
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post #25 of 32
7/4/07 at 12:53am
west?
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