OK, first off, a big, "GRRRRRRRR," to all of you happy couples.
Like coolca1028, I'm not with this person anymore. But, hey, this thread could use a little gh3y and you might get a laugh out of the picture, so here goes nothing:

This was taken at a party about a year ago, I guess. Yeah, it's an absolutely horrifying picture of me, but it's a decent picture of him. I was probably making fun of Samantha from Sex And The City ("SIX OLIVES!"). She's my soul mate. We both love men and gin martinis.