^^Sometimes, you gotta swear at old ladies. . .
Last summer, I drove into a parking place at Walmart. I was minding my own business. As I was sitting in my car, making a cell phone call, this old woman rapped on my window. Stupidly, I rolled it down, and she yelled, "You almost ran over us! We were right there in that red camaro and you didn't even slow down!" Yeah, a camaro! Well, I was pissy and I said, "well you better watch out, because I'm about to go in Walmart and get a buggy!" She just walked off and I yelled, "BITCH!" I was really happy to suddenly recollect that I was wearing my university name tag at the time. . .