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post #1851 of 1997
sure, it's coz i'm aussie isn't it? that's just discrimination!!
post #1852 of 1997
ilu2 dee!!
post #1853 of 1997
hahaha the bee negs again!
post #1854 of 1997
Quote:
Originally Posted by dee-oso View Post
all my favourite HF'ers (with the exception of begret) are meeting up, and i feel excluded.

fixed! that better, baguette?


ilu2, julz
post #1855 of 1997
Quote:
Originally Posted by ri0tp00f View Post
I don't want to share you dee, so I'm saving you for myself!
Don't be so selfish spence! You know that's not gonna fly.

Danny you are coming and we wouldn't have it any other way!

Spence, can we try out the biffy?
post #1856 of 1997
^I think the biffy is a must.
post #1857 of 1997
^I take it spence doesn't want us to use his biffy, ryan...
post #1858 of 1997
Naw, you can use it.

In fact, if you expect me to LYP/EYA, you must use it beforehand.

Thankies.
post #1859 of 1997
yeah ryan. Did ya hear the man?
post #1860 of 1997
I think the biffy does more harm than good, unless you're using soap.

I just go for the full-on shower.
post #1861 of 1997
How could it do more harm than good?

It is much better for you than toilet paper, that's for sure!
post #1862 of 1997
Quote:
Originally Posted by ri0tp00f View Post
How could it do more harm than good?
Because a wet smelly bum is worse than a dry smelly bum. That's why you gotta use soap.
post #1863 of 1997
No way man. You can adjust the water pressure and it will clean every last bit of junk off you. Def not smelly after that. Plus you can dry off afterward

Toilet paper gets most of the junk off but not all... the stuff it can't get off, paper just smears around
post #1864 of 1997
Quote:
Originally Posted by ri0tp00f View Post
How could it do more harm than good?

It is much better for you than toilet paper, that's for sure!
I agree, since I bought a condo with everything in it I have a regular toilet for now, but when I build my house I'm definitely setting up the plumbing for a bidet.
post #1865 of 1997
So I use the biffy...you EMA? Deal.
post #1866 of 1997
Just water alone won't do it. I don't care how much pressure it has. And especially where facial contact is concerned... It really needs to be as clean as possible in a way only a shower can achieve. Not knocking the device itself, but it aint enough if you're trying to clean up for some sexy time
post #1867 of 1997
Quote:
Originally Posted by mgoose View Post
I agree, since I bought a condo with everything in it I have a regular toilet for now, but when I build my house I'm definitely setting up the plumbing for a bidet.
Why spend all that money on a bidet when you can get a biffy for ~$100?

Bidet-Biffy Personal Hygiene Bidets-Bathroom Accessory

No, I don't get a kickback

EDIT: you can install it on the toilet you have now!




ross, for sexytimes, you're right. I guess I was just referring to general everyday cleanup
post #1868 of 1997
okay enough about the biffy..

but flash poll real quick: how many guys here have used a manpon?

LULZ
post #1869 of 1997
Ew, I wouldn't want to walk around with a pair of wet testicles...

And anyways, water alone will not do the best work that toilet paper has been doing effectively for years... Just think about it(sorry) dirtiness is usually surrounds the opening of where it came from...with toilet paper that's the part you have to focus on...done and done...

Now, imagine adding water to it...Do you really want the residue from you waste to now drip down your butt cheeks? Sounds rather, ew in my very honest opinion...

And also wtf. You still have to wipe either way...to dry of at least... and still 99.9% you still will be picking things off that the water did not...and as if that's not stressful enough..You also have to dry up the rest of your butt, testicles, etc. that might not even have to be wiped with the toilet paper in the first place...

Also with all that extra moisture wouldn't your chances of getting a rash down there increase?

*shrugs* But then again...the video in the top link showed only women...so who knows...
post #1870 of 1997
I use wet wipes.
post #1871 of 1997
Unless you have serious bad aim, your testicles will not get wet. Or unless you use it to pleasure yourself. It's very easy to aim for just the right spot, without getting any other parts wet.

Also, you will not have any "residue" dripping.

And personally I use much less toilet paper by just using it to dry off than I would otherwise.

Finally, using paper alone just smears shit around, and leaves you unclean.

Wet wipes are a good alternative.
post #1872 of 1997
One last thing, I promise, since I've shat on this thread enough (pun intended)...

Let's say you have mud on your sidewalk.

Which would would be better and make it easier to clean it up: a high-pressured water spray or dry paper?
post #1873 of 1997
see, ppl always told me that its weird to want to wash down there if you can just wipe with toilet paper.

but im so used to using a bidet/biffy type machine or wet wipes that i would feel dirty if i couldnt.

baby wipe, then toilet paper.
post #1874 of 1997
as much as i enjoy reading bout how y'all clean ur dirty asses...
post #1875 of 1997
Quote:
Originally Posted by dee-oso View Post
fixed! that better, baguette?


ilu2, julz
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