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post #1 of 27
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i just had a blonde moment you guys, and i want to share.

i was sitting on my bed typing up my paper for class tomorrow and i see my bf just sitting there doing nothing, so i decided to hand the laptop to him. i look around looking for my laptop so he can get on. i look to the side of my laptop and in front of my laptop and under my blanket, and the laptop was no where to be found. i started freaking out! "babe, wheres my laptop?!?!" he goes... "uhhhh" and points directly at it, right in front of meeeee. hahaha lol.

i know we had this topic already,
but what are some of your blonde moments?
post #2 of 27
LOL u soo goofy
post #3 of 27
haha dont worry. I have tons of blonde moments. im not even blonde. the list is endless.. literally.
post #4 of 27
I was trying to log onto HF all day today and couldn't. I read bae9900's suggestion and tried using thejeansite.com to login; didn't work either several hours later I realized I was using my username as my password
post #5 of 27
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Originally Posted by Kam1645
haha dont worry. I have tons of blonde moments. im not even blonde. the list is endless.. literally.
share some with us
post #6 of 27
I've had a similar situation to yours, nutragesouss.

Usually when I get off work, I talk on the phone while changing back to my normal clothes. So this one time I was on the phone with my boyfriend, I was rushing and shoving everything into my bag, and since my phone is like my MOST important thing ever, I started digging through everything, looking for it. Then I said out loud, "omg i can't find my phone" in like a quiet whiny tone. Then I FINALLY realized that I was holding it in my hand talking to my boyfriend the whole time. My boyfriend is like "huh?" So I just said "Haha oh nothing" and changed the subject REALLY fast.
post #7 of 27
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Originally Posted by Marshall
I was trying to log onto HF all day today and couldn't. I read bae9900's suggestion and tried using thejeansite.com to login; didn't work either several hours later I realized I was using my username as my password
Hi-larious.
post #8 of 27
i do exactly the same thing with my phone, cause i usualy keep it in my pocket i usualy check its there but sometimes when im on the phone or i have it in my hand i freak out an think ive lost it all the time. Also sometimes i forget im looking in the mirror and cant figure out why the left side of my hair wont get striaght and all along im touching the right side, im so stupid sometimes, and thats only 2 on the endless list of my blonde moments
post #9 of 27
my whole life is a blonde moment
post #10 of 27
Ok. SO I have to say it.
Has anyone every thought about this statement? I mean really thought twice about using this phrase?
We don't say, "I'm having a black moment." or an "asian moment". I know race is a protected class, and hair color isn't , but it's still one of those things I've ALWAYS thought about.

~J
post #11 of 27
hmmm i spose, i dont know if anyone who is blonde finds it insulting to them, i dont and im blonde. i dont think anybody means it to be rude or anything towards blonde people. if im honest i think everything is protected to much, i mean if i accidently said something not even in the slightest bit racist but i said black in the sentance people will say im racist, which i think is totaly unreasonable as im not racist, everyone is equal in my opinion. i just suppose it depends on how others look at it
post #12 of 27
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Originally Posted by BillyGoat
Ok. SO I have to say it.
Has anyone every thought about this statement? I mean really thought twice about using this phrase?
We don't say, "I'm having a black moment." or an "asian moment". I know race is a protected class, and hair color isn't , but it's still one of those things I've ALWAYS thought about.

~J
I don't know if it makes a difference, but sometimes I say, that is the black girl in me coming out. You know, if I do something, "black" (don't know how else to say that last part)
post #13 of 27
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Originally Posted by lauriebell
my whole life is a blonde moment

lol too funny, no worried Laurie so is mine
post #14 of 27
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Marshall
I was trying to log onto HF all day today and couldn't. I read bae9900's suggestion and tried using thejeansite.com to login; didn't work either several hours later I realized I was using my username as my password

hahah, lol. when i first read that i was like.. huh... marshall must have posted in the wrong section. puahaha
post #15 of 27
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Originally Posted by soulfly
I've had a similar situation to yours, nutragesouss.

Usually when I get off work, I talk on the phone while changing back to my normal clothes. So this one time I was on the phone with my boyfriend, I was rushing and shoving everything into my bag, and since my phone is like my MOST important thing ever, I started digging through everything, looking for it. Then I said out loud, "omg i can't find my phone" in like a quiet whiny tone. Then I FINALLY realized that I was holding it in my hand talking to my boyfriend the whole time. My boyfriend is like "huh?" So I just said "Haha oh nothing" and changed the subject REALLY fast.

haha my boyfriend did that the other day too! We were picking up lunch and he had just answered a phone call when we were about to leave. So he's talking on the phone and picking up his wallet and keys. And he asks me "Wheres my phone???" and I'm like "are you kidding...?"
post #16 of 27
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Originally Posted by soulfly
share some with us
I have a phone that plays full MP3 tones as it rings, its pretty loud and high quality. Well I always have my phone by the computer. Well I was in the kitchen and I thought I heard my phone ringing. So I ran sprinting to my room.. and caught a peice of plasic on the floor. Well while running I somehow stepped on the plastic and started to "glide" across the floor and into a nearby towel closet. After I finally got up and into my room. That whole time it wasn't my phone ringing, it was Windows Media Player playing the same song as my Ringtone!
post #17 of 27
my personal fav......I was having a discussion with my dad at dinner about cold weather and how much of a pussy I am about. Someone began talking about Flagstaff and how it's incredibly cold there, to which I replied "I cant' take the cold, thats why I live in Arizona". Yeah ouch! It totally made me seem like I didnt know that Flagstaff was in Arizona
post #18 of 27
haha. you guys are so funny.
post #19 of 27
I'm *almost* afraid to tell this story.....First off, I am not blonde (proving brunettes-or dyed reds!-can be just as silly!)
I used to be short-sighted so I had to wear glasses/contacts everyday. I wore contacts 99% of the time. This one day I was at work (I used to be a pharmacist so I was constantly reading, computer etc) wearing my glasses and by, like, 930 I had a wicked headache. Everyone kept telling me not to squint and I couldn't help it-they said, you need a new Rx for your glasses. I took them off and was all shocked I could SEE....so f&(in stupid, I had my contacts AND my glasses on that day....My dh has never let me live that down!
post #20 of 27
Yeah... I was definitely driving my car the other day, shuffling through my purse freaking out that I couldn't find my keys. Which were in the ignition, obviously. And I'm a brunette.
post #21 of 27
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Originally Posted by fanofcouture
I'm *almost* afraid to tell this story.....First off, I am not blonde (proving brunettes-or dyed reds!-can be just as silly!)
I used to be short-sighted so I had to wear glasses/contacts everyday. I wore contacts 99% of the time. This one day I was at work (I used to be a pharmacist so I was constantly reading, computer etc) wearing my glasses and by, like, 930 I had a wicked headache. Everyone kept telling me not to squint and I couldn't help it-they said, you need a new Rx for your glasses. I took them off and was all shocked I could SEE....so f&(in stupid, I had my contacts AND my glasses on that day....My dh has never let me live that down!
LMAO!!!That's hilarious!! Let me try to think of my "blonde moment"
post #22 of 27
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Originally Posted by Banana311
my personal fav......I was having a discussion with my dad at dinner about cold weather and how much of a pussy I am about. Someone began talking about Flagstaff and how it's incredibly cold there, to which I replied "I cant' take the cold, thats why I live in Arizona". Yeah ouch! It totally made me seem like I didnt know that Flagstaff was in Arizona
LMAO! Thats a good one Bananna! Yeah Im a sucker for cold too! Once it his 60 degrees I need a pretty good jacket on and heavy pants. But here around Phoenix we're used to the heat anyway!
post #23 of 27
Yeah Phoenix is brutal right now, twas like 100 degrees this morning when I left for work
post #24 of 27
i think having a "blonde moment" is akin to being AZN or ghetto (in the fabulous way). all can be perceived as derogatory if you're super PC.
post #25 of 27
So today my boyfriend told me that he is planning on going skydiving. And I said "WHAT? Well, at least do the kind with the parachute!!" And he looked at me like I was crazy and was like "obviously I'm going to wear a parachute...."

I dont know what I was thinking!
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