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post #101 of 130
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Originally Posted by begret View Post
They did, and that was why my query...
OK thanks for clearing that up Infinite
Yeah, I was thinking that Tommy started some drunk thread that had his photos but no picture Infinite42.
post #102 of 130
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Originally Posted by begret View Post


where did you get the sparkly sharter bunny?
holdin' out?

miss bee..if ya have to shart..shouldn't it at least be a sparkly one?


sparkly sharting..enemas..biffy the poo slayer..weenie talk...ultimate two-pump chump..drunk girls with big cha cha's..the O face....this is a good thread..thanks tommy for bringing HF a little closer..

i *heart* hf
post #103 of 130
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Originally Posted by barbie_az View Post
miss bee..if ya have to shart..shouldn't it at least be a sparkly one?


sparkly sharting..enemas..biffy the poo slayer..weenie talk...ultimate two-pump chump..drunk girls with big cha cha's..the O face....this is a good thread..thanks tommy for bringing HF a little closer..

i *heart* hf
The bolded part is not true...if big cha chas were in this thread, I would have been the first to ogle/maybe comment on them.
post #104 of 130
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Originally Posted by Infinite42 View Post
The bolded part is not true...if big cha chas were in this thread, I would have been the first to ogle/maybe comment on them.

LOL

CWO made mention of a big cha cha then showed pics of 2 girls ..so I just put those together..not saying those are the cha cha girls though.
post #105 of 130
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Originally Posted by barbie_az View Post
LOL

CWO made mention of a big cha cha then showed pics of 2 girls ..so I just put those together..not saying those are the cha cha girls though.
Grrrr...definitely no big cha chas there...-1 for the false hope that there were some yet to be uncovered by me (no pun intended) in this thread.
post #106 of 130
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Originally Posted by Infinite42 View Post
Grrrr...definitely no big cha chas there...-1 for the false hope that there were some yet to be uncovered by me (no pun intended) in this thread.

hmmm..maybe i can redeem myself with this..

this is your basic cha cha and it seems a few postions!


post #107 of 130
i forgot to add one more thing: hella hairy =
post #108 of 130
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Originally Posted by A Clockwork Orange View Post




hotter than you probably.

sorry mang, but even though the blonde is cute barbie has got anatomy
post #109 of 130
^^ Aww..hehehe..
post #110 of 130
Little Tommy: Mom are the farts heavy?
Mom: No honney, they are made of gas.
Little Tommy: Oh? Then I shit my shorts.
post #111 of 130
Thread Starter 
I have another story...not quite as juicy as Terry's nightmare but you might think it's funny.

I went to a Kenny Chesney concert on saturday. We pre-drank to save money, so I finished a bottle of vodka and some mojitos on the way there. I started puking my brains out sometime during leann rimes. So after that I drank about four cups of water (bad idea). We went for a piss break and I was talking to my friend. I hiccuped and BAM I went exorcist. That shit came out so fast I didn't know what the fuck happened. I looked at my friend he nodded went back to the seats and I ran into the bathroom. Good thing I was hammered otherwise puking on myself may have ruined my night. I smelled my shirt in the morning and it didn't stink at all...maybe it was all water that came out?

Oh yeah it's not a good idea to take pictures of girl's asses while you're next to wifey.
post #112 of 130
^^ It looks like to me that ACO is Blushing on 1st picture...Oh don't be so shy.
post #113 of 130
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Originally Posted by Zodiac View Post
^^ It looks like to me that ACO is Blushing on 1st picture...Oh don't be so shy.
No mate, I think that ACO aka Mischa Barton (see the resemblance?) just had a bit too much to drink. Poor baby.
post #114 of 130
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Originally Posted by Egotist View Post

Oh yeah it's not a good idea to take pictures of girl's asses while you're next to wifey.
This made me LOL. A lesson a certain BF of mine could learn...
post #115 of 130
^^ Oh, May be you're right
post #116 of 130
i puked exorcist style on friday the 13th lol. it was HORRIBLE

i knew it was a bad idea but i still did the trio combo: mixed drinks+ shots tequila and vodka+ newcastle YUMMM ... and i at way too much that nite >_<
post #117 of 130
This thread needs more sex.
post #118 of 130
^^ Literally ?
post #119 of 130
^Maybe he means a little less shit and puke stories and more sex stories instead.
post #120 of 130
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Originally Posted by Anton View Post
This thread needs more sex.
LEAD the way =]
post #121 of 130
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Originally Posted by luckee26 View Post
LEAD the way =]
Haha, good one. Maybe when I am 40
post #122 of 130
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Originally Posted by Egotist View Post
Oh yeah it's not a good idea to take pictures of girl's asses while you're next to wifey.
Or make that the last thing you look at on your phone's browser. I was standing in a long line at the post office today and opened up my browser while I was waiting. That pic was still on there, and I heard the guy behind me laugh a little. I glanced back, and he was looking down with a slight grin on his face. At any rate, they were good looking posteriors - thanks again!
post #123 of 130
It's also advisable to take pictures of girls' asses in a manner that does not alert them to the fact that a picture is being taken.
post #124 of 130
^ which is why that pedo seal of approval is fitting!
post #125 of 130
i dont really understand this thread that good. probably because im stupid. maybe cause im racially inferior. either way lol @ all the dried up pussy bitching about all the little dicks theyve sucked over the years thinking itd get them to the top of the entertainment world and all i got was this lousy NWO T-shirt and a jake the snake roberts plastic python. if im ever in arizona and looking to stick my dick in the grand canyon i know where to go right?

anyways ill tell you the worst thing thats happened to uhhh lets say my friend "terry." so im fuckin this girl "doggie style" and theres pussy farts left and right like your 5 year old cousin is playing with that whoopie cushion uncle frank put in his stocking christmas day. id had too much of the liquid so im just praying for an end to the futile exercise in love making. i dont really remember what happened after this thought but i wake up the next morning at like 8am for a urinary break and everything is peachy keen. then i get up at like 11am for another round of urination and im like "OH GEEZE OH GEEZE MY SACK IS FUCKIN HUGGGGEREEEEEEE." my poor scrote is like 10 times bigger than normal. fuckin huge full of liquid or something!! so im like "oh geeeeeze oh geeeeeze." i had noticed a little penis pain throughout the night but thought no big deal. and i didnt notice it when i took the urinary break either. im prob the most unobservant human on the whole earf so i just sat there with a huge ball sack for the whole day since it was sunday and the next day i call the university clinic thing and of course 50 people want to know whats wrong with me so i have to tell the lady at the desk and of course she knows im the kid with the huge fuckin scrote. then i have to wait for a half hour sitting on my fuckin scrote cause my sack is so big im using it for like a cushion to prop myself up. maybe waist 26 should look in to breaking their dick to seem a little taller when sitting. anyway i finally get called and go back to the clinic and 50 more people ask me whats the problem and how it happened and im just like "uhhhh how many people do i need to tell i have a huge fuckin sack jesus" and so im laying on my back with my ass and balls hanging off the end of this table and some unqualified nurse lookin at them telling me that it looks like theyre filled with fluid and it should get better with time. so im like ok great and go home. who knows where that liquid shit is supposed to go. about 3 or 4 days later its like half as big but still huge. finally after like a week im back to my regular shriveled up little boy balls and dick thank god.

one story of many
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