The rules of SQUIRREL CLUB ~
1st RULE: You do not talk about SQUIRREL CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about SQUIRREL CLUB.
3rd RULE: If a SQUIRREL says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the SQUIRREL is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a SQUIRREL.
5th RULE: One SQUIRREL at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: SQUIRRELS will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at SQUIREL CLUB, you HAVE to SQUIRREL.