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Originally Posted by jskidder 
belts with gold-finished buckles make my eyes bleed ross. even with a suit. hell, especially with a suit. tacky as fuck. silver, motherfucker, silver...
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Guess I'm going to have to climb off your lap now (see Bio's bitchassness in leather jacket thread). Do you wear silver cufflinks too James? Barf.
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Originally Posted by Mihalis
i'd be interested in hearing you elaborate more on this. i know you said it's because you touch your penis and then close the belt before washing your hands..
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You've got it backwards. It's not like I care about touching my belt or getting my own junk on it. The justification is this:
When wearing jeans with a button fly, you can avoid touching your junk altogether. I walk up to the urinal, yank open the button fly, pull my shorts down and support my junk with the waistband of the boxers/briefs. This way you can aim properly, shake, and you never actually have to touch your junk. Can you picture what I mean?
But if you
do have a belt on (and leave it on during urination), you have to undo a button or two, reach in to your shorts, and pull your junk out with your hands.
I for one
will not touch my junk without washing my hands first, if I'm out in an uncontrolled setting. This may sound OCD to some of you, but I
do not want fecal bacteria/snot/germs/whatever the hell else is on people's hands when they touch bathroom doors and fixtures.
If I
have to handle my junk, I'm going to wash my hands beforehand (to protect myself)
and afterwards (as a courtesy to others).
If you're not wearing a belt you can avoid touching your junk altogether, saving time and reducing the waste of washing your hands, using soap, and then grabbing eight paper towels like all the unconscious planet-killing idiots do out of habit.