If you died, what would be the most embarrassing thing your family would find? - Page 2

^^^You people have been watching WAY too much Sopranos

ridiculous home-made bongs made out of starbucks cups and the like

oh my gosh, i had a fun time reading some of your guys responses....made me feel kind of embarrased tooo. i mean what if i had a box of porn shipped to my parents too...well, i don't have porn...but, just thinking about it but i'd have to say diaries are just my thing that would be most embarrassing...

My bookmarks

Pretty much any healthy sexually active adult is going to have some kind of sex toys or porn. This isn't embarassing really.




I suffered this situation in reverse once. I was about 12 years old and was going through my mum's sock drawer to get a pair of stockings (which she had let me do before) and I found a funny rubber thing that looked like a dick with veins on it and all, but had batteries in it (remember I didn't know what a vibrator was) and a bunch of polaroids. I shouldn't have looked but I couldn't look away. You know what it's like when you are just so horrified that you're mesmerised. It was like that

As I went through the photos (again, remember I was only 12 when anything other than missionary sex with no foreplay seems revolting) they got worse and worse


The first one was a photo of my mother laying across the kitchen bench. She was laying on her side with her bottom elbow bent so that her hand could prop up her head. She was nekkid and trying to look seductive I guess but she had a apple in her mouth like a pig. I had trouble eating food served from that bench for the next month, which really sucked since we ate there every night.

The next was a picture of my Dad standing like a soldier at attention only his soldier was also at full attention.

The next was a close up of said soldier.

The rest were just more and more compromising photos that involved the funny rubber dickybird as a prop. I can't bear to think of my parents doing those things with that prop. It wasn't pretty, not pretty at all!

What would be embarrassing is to find someone's diaries or personal papers that mentions how the person would have wanted their remains dealt with, ie a diary entry saying:

"If I died someday, like in an accident, I want to be buried next to my nan and pop. I just know my husband will do this for me because he's not one of those tight asses could just have me cremated on the cheap. He knows how much I loved nan and pop and I'm sure that's what he'd do for me."

but finding this a week after you have already had the person cremated and scattered the ashes in your backyard.

I'm not sure about now, But when i was 16-17 I had a small trashcan w/o a liner in it. To be honest I was a slob back then. Any way It only contained used rubbers and was about 3 inches full of them. So my Grandmother comes down to visit and I walk into my room it's super clean... I'm like FAWK run over to my trashcan and it's cleaned out w/ a new trasg bag in it. GROSS. I could not even look at her.

Ok I have ONE!!! The pictures on my computer that were meant for WAYWT threads.....I mean who keeps pictures of their own butt?? How weird is that?!! HAHAHA

^yeah I'd be embarassed! My friend saw some pis on my camera for that she was like... "uhh..." I had to think up a fast excuse for that one


oh yeah.. my friend was going through her mom's closet last summer looking for some old box and she found her parent's liberator [that hard pillowy thing that you use for better sex positions]

ughhhh gives me the creeps

3" inches of used condoms...ewwww

poor grandma..

makes my mom seeing my porn seem not so bad..lol

My obsession with DENIM )

i have nothing embarrassing right now.


but i don't take that as a good thing....


i need to get a life

i would say my Tera Patrick DVD collection and my diary. must destroy.

This website under my Favorites.

lol!

+1 for SevenKidd.

My friend reformatted my computer for me, and wanted to do me a favour by personalizing the desktop and screensavers by using my pictures. Well, um, yeah, I had body shots and butt pics and everything, plus pictures of this random pornstar who looks a lot like me. I was so embarrassed!

When my dad died, my sister and I found a bottle of Viagra. We were like, "EWWWWW, GROSSS!" We didn't even know he was catting around!

A low bank account statement, and sexual necessities. My parents are Chinese immigrants that would freak out.

haha i have thought about this SEVERAL times...."shit, if i die tomorrow my parents are gonna find...." my journal from high school explaining how big of a whore i was, my numerous toys and lubes, teen angst poetry, and the comforter my cat puked in 2 years ago that i was too lazy to wash that i just shoved under my bed and now have been too scared to even look at for fear of maggots.......gosh im disgusting.

You have some kinky parents


So why you are here? Just to complain?