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post #201 of 301
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Some guys.. their semen.. YUCK.
*lmfao

How exactly do you tend to avoid semen?
post #202 of 301
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messy facials = completely awesome IRL too. then again, I'm a guy
When I am going down on a guy...for him to come on my face instead of in my would be like interrupting a symphony with the sound of 1000 gaseous dogs.
post #203 of 301
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Casey, I'm really still stuck on the felching thing. I can';t even comprehend the last post. Give me a minute.

Why in the hell would ANYone do that? What is sexy about that? OMG it's just ridiculously disgusting. Do they use a straw? I just don't get it.

I so pictured a straw when I first heard of it!
post #204 of 301
clearly i will never look at a straw the same again
post #205 of 301
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When I am going down on a guy...for him to come on my face instead of in my would be like interrupting a symphony with the sound of 1000 gaseous dogs.
Awesome metaphor aside, there's a reason guys really enjoy it. Why...I do not know.
post #206 of 301
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*lmfao

How exactly do you tend to avoid semen?
don't date anyone in the Navy...LOL...sorry,couldn't resist
post #207 of 301
^^^ EGADS what a picture.

1000 Gaseuos dogs OMG. cRYING...CAN;T BREATH....

Vee, you so sweet! Wow! that so is out of place in this thread.
post #208 of 301
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Awesome metaphor aside, there's a reason guys really enjoy it. Why...I do not know.
It's a control/power thing, as in you can get her to do anything you want.
post #209 of 301
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clearly i will never look at a straw the same again
Nor will I, nor will I.
post #210 of 301
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If course I did. That was a logical question. LOL It gives new meaning to the phrase, "ever tried to suck shit through a straw?"
Aww sick! Shit through a straw. I'm going to try to use that in conversation this week.

Okay...so yeah...sometimes I look at porn on the internet and there are totally sites that you come across that have the chicks using martini glasses and they kinda let it drip out and....oh dear, I've said too much.
post #211 of 301
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It's a control/power thing, as in you can get her to do anything you want.
Eh, I don't think so....not entirely.

I bet I'd get yelled at if I put "messy facials are awesome" as my signature, wouldn't I?
post #212 of 301
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It's a control/power thing, as in you can get her to do anything you want.

That's what I felt.. hence VERY short relationship
post #213 of 301
Casey, WAH??
post #214 of 301
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Okay...so yeah...sometimes I look at porn on the internet and there are totally sites that you come across that have the chicks using martini glasses and they kinda let it drip out and....oh dear, I've said too much.
The first time I saw Bukkake video involving a martini glass, I got literally sick, and I'm a pretty perverted dude.
post #215 of 301
well I don;t think messy facials are something you do on just any monday night
post #216 of 301
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I'm having trouble keeping up because I am trying to feed my baby at the same time.

If you could see *what* I am trying to feed her you'd see why I'm having trouble keeping up.

It just does not look or smell as right as it would have if I wasn't in this thread.
post #217 of 301
LMAO! This thread has gone to places never ventured before in my time.
post #218 of 301
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Aww sick! Shit through a straw. I'm going to try to use that in conversation this week.

Okay...so yeah...sometimes I look at porn on the internet and there are totally sites that you come across that have the chicks using martini glasses and they kinda let it drip out and....oh dear, I've said too much.

For some reason I have the feeling I will never order a chocolate martini again..
post #219 of 301
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Aww sick! Shit through a straw. I'm going to try to use that in conversation this week.

Okay...so yeah...sometimes I look at porn on the internet and there are totally sites that you come across that have the chicks using martini glasses and they kinda let it drip out and....oh dear, I've said too much.
That sounds dangerous---like running with scissors.
post #220 of 301
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It's a control/power thing, as in you can get her to do anything you want.
I get that...and I don't mind some power play (in the bedroom...try that shit on the street and I will castrate a mofo) but I have to tell you that even with my messiest, craziest partner where we were doing some crazy ass shit...that was never a request or a desire.

Only the norwegian kid...and he had a porn problem. He also once squeezed about half a bottle of lube (not exagerating) on me. What a mess.
post #221 of 301
Well at least it's not squid porn and/or Amsterdam porn.
post #222 of 301
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Originally Posted by casey60622 View Post
I get that...and I don't mind some power play (in the bedroom...try that shit on the street and I will castrate a mofo) but I have to tell you that even with my messiest, craziest partner where we were doing some crazy ass shit...that was never a request or a desire.

Only the norwegian kid...and he had a porn problem. He also once squeezed about half a bottle of lube (not exagerating) on me. What a mess.
I've never had to use lube. =X
post #223 of 301
if we keep refreshing this fast we are going to bring this site down again like the anni thread..speaking of I am afraid for the next anni thread

anyone wondering just how far some of our new members are going to go in that...
post #224 of 301
^^ Miz B... I might regret this...but what is that?
post #225 of 301
I miss that anni thread. MMMHMMM.
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