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post #176 of 301
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Originally Posted by poorPOOHbaby View Post
Would it? Sweat Pea, I am so sorry to hear that. Wait I was leaving this thread.... after the felching. That is just icky.

HEY YOU CAN'T EDIT OUT MY JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!


*lmfao... but the burp and fart and meal in one = priceless
post #177 of 301
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Originally Posted by poorPOOHbaby View Post
Edit you fixed your typo. It;s not funny anymore
I'm not funny anymore....



LOL LOL LOL LOL....
post #178 of 301
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Originally Posted by casey60622 View Post
I categorize feltching in the same way as messy facials...something guys like to see in pornos but in real life...you just wonder why.

The semen obsession isn't about good sex...or even adventurous sex, really.

Swallowing makes sense to me...keep the contact, prolong the moment and all that. But why on earth would anyone want to smear it all over their face and hair? Or take it out of someone else's orifice (and here we CAN talk about sanitation issues)?
Yea, that is just messy. What is up with that?
post #179 of 301
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Originally Posted by barbie_az View Post
I'm not funny anymore....



LOL LOL LOL LOL....
I f*cking spit a booger on my computer. Thanks!
post #180 of 301
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Originally Posted by casey60622 View Post
I categorize feltching in the same way as messy facials...something guys like to see in pornos but in real life...you just wonder why.

The semen obsession isn't about good sex...or even adventurous sex, really.

Swallowing makes sense to me...keep the contact, prolong the moment and all that. But why on earth would anyone want to smear it all over their face and hair? Or take it out of someone else's orifice (and here we CAN talk about sanitation issues)?

^^ is this the stuff when i go to bed early? i need to start staying up later..lol
post #181 of 301
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Originally Posted by poorPOOHbaby View Post
I f*cking spit a booger on my computer. Thanks!
OMFG....LOL....


<--- you're gonna be surfing ebay for deals with a booger on your computer
post #182 of 301
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Originally Posted by casey60622 View Post
I categorize feltching in the same way as messy facials...something guys like to see in pornos but in real life...you just wonder why.

The semen obsession isn't about good sex...or even adventurous sex, really.

Swallowing makes sense to me...keep the contact, prolong the moment and all that. But why on earth would anyone want to smear it all over their face and hair? Or take it out of someone else's orifice (and here we CAN talk about sanitation issues)?

I had one who didn't want me to swallow. He wanted to squirt it in my face and eyes. That was a VERY VERY short relationship.

:OT:
post #183 of 301
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Originally Posted by barbie_az View Post
I'm not funny anymore....

LOL LOL LOL LOL....
Oh you are still funny, Frostee. Why do you think I am here?
post #184 of 301
Actually, we haven't had a good sex thread like this in AGES.

I like it. It brings us together as community.
post #185 of 301
LOL...did you say OT meaning off topic... this whole thread turned off topic LOL....
post #186 of 301
Some guys.. their semen.. YUCK.
post #187 of 301
Casey, I'm really still stuck on the felching thing. I can';t even comprehend the last post. Give me a minute.

Why in the hell would ANYone do that? What is sexy about that? OMG it's just ridiculously disgusting. Do they use a straw? I just don't get it.
post #188 of 301
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Originally Posted by denimobsessed View Post
I had one who didn't want me to swallow. He wanted to squirt it in my face and eyes. :OT:
Yes, it works a lot like Visine. It gets the red out. I think he was just being nice.
post #189 of 301
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Originally Posted by verisimilitude_to_u View Post
Oh you are still funny, Frostee. Why do you think I am here?

Awww..thanks

Just to stay on the sex talk but in case Miz B Nuggletz (begret my girl) is still here, this is for you..


post #190 of 301
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Originally Posted by verisimilitude_to_u View Post
Oh you are still funny, Frostee. Why do you think I am here?
Oh no Frostee is funny it was MY post that I edited becasue after she fixed her typo MY post wasn't funny. It missed the mark and would have marred the comedic value of the thread thus far. SO I removed it.
post #191 of 301
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Originally Posted by denimobsessed View Post
I had one who didn't want me to swallow. He wanted to squirt it in my face and eyes. That was a VERY VERY short relationship.

:OT:
I had one guy ask and I was like "Uhm...no."

He had a big porno obsession though...heeh. Cute Norwegian boy. He was a riot.
post #192 of 301
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Originally Posted by compulsive View Post
Some guys.. their semen.. YUCK.


Keep a glass of water next to the bed.
post #193 of 301
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Originally Posted by poorPOOHbaby View Post
Casey, I'm really still stuck on the felching thing. I can';t even comprehend the last post. Give me a minute.

Why in the hell would ANYone do that? What is sexy about that? OMG it's just ridiculously disgusting. Do they use a straw? I just don't get it.

LMAO....You did not just ask if they use a straw did you?

OMG.....LOL
post #194 of 301
^LOL. I <3 you.
post #195 of 301
^^^ at least he asked. The one that liked to be called Daddy didn't ask. Talk about embarrassing. Oh god I jsut threw up a little in my mouth.
post #196 of 301
messy facials = completely awesome IRL too. then again, I'm a guy
post #197 of 301
Yall are hysterical.. best entertainment ever.. I am refreshing like a demon not to miss a thing
post #198 of 301
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Originally Posted by barbie_az View Post
LMAO....You did not just ask if they use a straw did you?

OMG.....LOL
If course I did. That was a logical question. LOL It gives new meaning to the phrase, "ever tried to suck shit through a straw?"
post #199 of 301
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Originally Posted by barbie_az View Post
LOL...did you say OT meaning off topic... this whole thread turned off topic LOL....

Neh! I was trying to put in the code for that guy holding up the sign for "i don't want to talk about it" ... to show my distaste.

*lol I get them wrong sometimes
post #200 of 301
^LOLOLOL.

Michelle.. you are too muchhh!!!
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