Not even the best, most expensive belt in the world could save the doom that is that jean fit. It looks like your ass has committed the ever rare reverse fart and has managed to suck the air out of the room taking some of your denim...
"Okay, I just tried them on again and my mom saw, she said she didn't like them. I have no choice, I have to keep them"
lol what???
That sentence is strange...
- First of all, if you are a hetero guy, please ask girls...