Finally got these in, hugely with the help of @Denim Collector. Thanks a lot Vince!
PRPS Noir Neo
Broke them in today. Thank god they didn't have my size available. Had to take a size 30 instead of a size 28, and it STILL fits really tight around the waist. Everything below the waist fits like a Shioner. And thanks for the advice @jeanetic, the 34 inseam makes this stack look mad cool! I'll be trying out PRPS more now.