Yeah, don't wash them. You paid a premium for the wash and the fit, so if you wash them you'll potentially lose both. I'm sure it sounds disgusting now, but just stop thinking about it and you'll be fine!
They're a cream color with distressing and 3D effects. I absolutely love them. I was afraid that they wouldn't be very versatile considering the color, but I was wrong!
You guys can call me Kev or Kevin if that's easier.